Road Ragin'

One thing that I do have a problem with is controlling my emotions while driving.
I hate idiots who don't use their blinker, dirtbags who won't let people in who DO use their blinkers, jerks who try to zoom to the front of the line when everyone else merged when they were supposed to... I have road rage and I am not ashamed to admit it.
The reason this comes up today is that on my way home from work today I heard sirens behind me- I looked in my rearview mirror, saw the flashing lights and PUT ON MY BLINKER and pulled over. The women behind me didn't slow down, pull over or even put on her blinker and pretend that she was going to pull over. That got me started.
Then I heard sirens again- this time a fire truck barreling down the road behind us... same thing- everyone else pulls over except Princess HasNoBrain- so this time I honked me horn, leaned out of my window, and violently jerked my thumb to the side of the road.
Now this may seem a little extreme but let me tell you it was nowhere near where I felt when she gave me the "I'm a dumb girl and I don't know what I'm doing" look and lifted her hands up towards the air. If I could have pulled her nappy head through her windshield I would have. I'm sure one day Mondo will have to bail me out of jail after seeing me beat up some old man for crossing a double yellow line- but seriously people, the lines are there for a reason!!

I also had to share this since I seen it and find it hilarious- please visit the site- download your own pdf version of this card and leave it for those a-holes that are ruining parking lots as well.