Snow Blows

I love when it starts to snow and fifty people on FB feel the need to post "It's Snowing!!".... I am like 'Really?! Damn, I thought those were cotton balls'
 I don't like the snow, yes I realize I am in the state of the Greatest Snow on Earth... so what?! Doesn't mean I have to like it. I get cold, have to shovel this shiz amd people drive like idiots the second the flakes start to fall.
If I had my way we would skip winter amd go from beautiful crisp fall to beautiful chill spring.
From the first flake falling until Spring has sprung, I pretty much dress like this: